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By The Real Todd Harrison | May 30, 2008 | 7:35 PM | 12 Comments

The new "it" thing: Box wine? Say it ain't so!

I never thought I would say it, much less try it, but wines in a box are apparently the "it" thing for wine lovers.  Really? I know...it sounds hilarious. It takes me back to the days of sneaking Boones Farm Strawberry Hill in the back of my friend's mom's Dodge Caravan. Some of the brass over at the Green Faucet headquarters know exactly what I'm talking about!

Before I launch into the Lifestyle Whisperer's picks, here's a little history about the "box."

The box wine or sometimes called cask wine was created in 1965 by an Australian named Tom Angove of Angove's. It is essentially a cardboard box with a bag inside. Doesn't this just sound delightful?

In Australia they call these wines "goons" and the bag inside a "goon bag." I used to think the people drinking these wines were goons. I guess that isn't the case anymore. Although many wine drinkers consider box wine a delight of the proletariats, these wines are fast becoming the pleasure of the bourgeoisie. Some say the goons are off the chart-- even Bruce Zaro can't track these bad boys.

So why are these wines becoming increasingly popular? For one, a typical box wine contains 3 or 4 bottles of wine for an average cost of $20.00. It's transportable. Great, I can take the goon all over town. Lastly, there is no reason to let it age. These wines are supposed to be consumed within a year of being made.  

 If you are daring and want to break free from the social stigma, here are some "goons" to try:

Tindindi Cellars: Tindindi is the brainchild of Jill Beaven and her Husband, Andrew, who is from Australia, of course. The wines come from a producer on the Limestone Coast in South Australia. The Limestone Coast is comparable to California's Central valley. The couple launched Tindindi Cellars with a 2001 Cabernet and 2004 Chardonnay. Jill and Andrew were now the toast of the town in Washington, Idaho and Oregon.

The wines costs about $20.00 and are available in the Northwest. http://www.tindindi.com

Black Box Wines: Ryan Sproule founded Black Box after traveling through Europe and appreciating the many conveniences of wine in a box. Believe it or not many of the Black Box Wines are award winners. Their Merlot was a Gold Medal recipient at the San Francisco International Wine Competition and their 2003 Paso Robles Cabernet won a gold medal at the Dallas Morning News Wine Competition.  Other wines include the Napa Valley Chardonnay Reserve, Pinot Grigio and the Black Box Shiraz.

Black Box wines can be found at Beverages and More. http://www.blackboxwines.com/

Wine Cube: If you have ever been in a Target store and traveled down the wine aisle, then you have undoubtedly seen the Wine Cube. In 2007, the Wine Cube Pinot Grigio won a double gold medal at the San Francisco International Wine Competition. This was the only goon to accomplish this feat. It retails for $16.00.  You say goodbye and I say hello! Other Wine Cube wines include a Shiraz, Merlot, and Cab/Shiraz blend, among others. Dare to dream.

http://sites.target.com/site/en/supertarget/supertarget_wine.jsp

Dtour Macon - Villages: Sit down before you read this. Famed Chef Daniel Boulud and his friends created Dtour wines. Daniel Boulud has some of the most amazing French restaurants I have ever been to. Now, he is peddling goons. Well, Dtour isn't really a goon, I guess. The wines come in a cylinder shaped carton filled with a three-liter bag. It looks something like a milk carton. The white wines are produced from the Macon and Rhone areas. They have produced two Chardonnays, one from each region. They promise red wines are on the way. Don't tease me. I guess because Boulud's name is on the product they can charge more than your average box wine. These wines sell for around $37.00 a carton. The good news is that the carton contains 3 bottles of wine so if you want to take yourself back to circa 1987 and replace the Bartles and James Wine Coolers with a little Dtour, this may be your choice.

I would not be doing my job if I did not mention Franzia Chillable Red. Yes, I said it...Chillable Red. Franzia is still one of the best selling wines in the country. Is that really surprising? Perma-Bear, Michael Pento is worried McDonalds may get rid of the $1.00 menu, what will happen to Franzia's Chillable Red prices? I don't know what Kudlow & Co. has on tap these days, but in my world, this is truly the greatest story never told!

www.franzia.com

 

Yours truly,

The Real Todd Harrison

Comments (12)  |  Related Topics  » | |

 
box 'o headache

RTH:

Your article brings back fond memories of the nights in college at the fraternity when we sincerely "stepped up" to impress the ladies with the boxes of wine. Good times (bad headaches)!

After reading your article I coincidentally was out at Daniel Boulud's new fancy wine/bar restaurant called Bar Boulud on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. After a couple of fine bottles, we inquired about having a "box" of Dtour placed on our table. The sommelier politely shared that they were out of stock and deftly moved on to other choices...

Submitted by Bobby Fischer on Fri, 2008/08/08 - 12:08pm » reply |
 
The 1986 Dodge Caravan

Great example of true American craftsmanship and one of the finest off-road vehicles I've ever had the pleasure of driving.

Submitted by Jim Slagle on Sat, 2008/05/31 - 4:04pm » reply |
 
Goon Index

RTH,

You laugh .....but there is such a thing as the Goon Index Chart. It measure the numbers of goon baggers on the streets of NYC. CH was amongst the counted just last week on his visit there.

BZ

Submitted by Bruce Zaro on Fri, 2008/05/30 - 3:38pm » reply |
 
I hear they drink goons in

I hear they drink goons in assisted living places. Perhaps you should ask the "Cush!"

We need to get the Chart Whisperer out to So Cal. CH is among those counted on the West Coast as well.

Submitted by The Real Todd H on Sat, 2008/05/31 - 11:27am » reply |
 
Channel Checks

RTH,

I did some channel checks over the weekend to see if in fact the assisted living facilities are now serving Goonies........I could not find any evidence of what I would call a trend in that. However I need to do some more work here and am attempting to locate DorisC.......if available of course.

Also I am taking my annual trip to Italy in July and do want go on your recommendations to visit your pope, or count.....whatever you call him at his ristorante in Firenze. But from the picture you posted I couldn't tell which was the pope and which one was you.......the weathered rock star. Please clarify.

And lastly I will be in Socal in December and we'll have compare some notables.....anxious to hear of the training you recieved in DCoyboyland.

 BZ    

Submitted by Bruce Zaro on Mon, 2008/06/02 - 11:27am » reply |
 
I am the one with the long

I am the one with the long grey hair. If you go to Florence you have to go to La Giostra. No kidding.

 In the words of RTH "If Cush isnt alreay burried in a box she is certainly drinking wine from one!"

Submitted by The Real Todd H on Mon, 2008/06/02 - 12:40pm » reply |
 
Long Grey

RTH,

I'm there......La Giostra. If I had known would have been there last year as we were in

firenze for a week.  Thanks for the pictorial clarification.

 

 

Submitted by Bruce Zaro on Mon, 2008/06/02 - 1:54pm » reply |
 
I'm quite interested in the

I'm quite interested in the Franzia Chillable Red-- Sounds fancy.

Submitted by blink0404 on Fri, 2008/05/30 - 2:38pm » reply |
 
Finally

Finally boxed wine, the delight of poor college students everywhere, makes it into the mainstream.

I like the Wine Cube at Target- If you buy the smallest size it comes in packaging shockingly similar to children's juice boxes, complete with straws!

Submitted by L Jeff18 on Fri, 2008/05/30 - 1:39pm » reply |
 
You have inspired me to

You have inspired me to throw a Wine Cube party and we will use community straws.

Submitted by The Real Todd H on Fri, 2008/05/30 - 1:43pm » reply |
 
Night on the Town

Todd - Me and you. One box, two straws. You in?

Submitted by Rosso Dino CS on Mon, 2008/06/02 - 7:01pm » reply |
 
Just like the house parties

Just like the house parties circa 89!

Submitted by The Real Todd H on Mon, 2008/06/02 - 7:36pm » reply |

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