This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy!

Could I do you back, honey? Already have done my back. Can I do your front? Go do your own front.
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Roy; can I call you Roy? Have you even driven your whole family cross-country?

Oh, hell yes. Once I drove all of them to Florida. The smell coming out of the back seat was terrible.

I know that smell, Roy; but what if you had driven all that way and Florida was closed?

Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida.
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I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

Hands down in the top 5 movies of all time! Great post Hollywood Hanlon.

buy his toys, someone owes us an explanation!

Classic post. For my entertainment dollar absolutely one of the most well-written comedies of all time. The whole movie was funny.

Good to have you back RTH. Congrats on your son.